2013-01-29 [Nekko Fox]: See, Stephen is sexiful in his activity.

2013-01-29 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: not going to comment on that

2013-01-29 [Samerisam]: me, me, me. And me.

2013-01-29 [Rarovan]: You call it "bristled" Foxy. So you're "An annoyed Vixen with bristled fur"

2013-01-29 [Samerisam]: eh?

2013-01-29 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: she's having a bad day Sam

2013-01-29 [Samerisam]: i see...*returns to star wars the old republic*

2013-01-29 [Quid]: D: why?

2013-01-29 [Rarovan]: what is fuck trixalize? SPEAK ENGLISH!

2013-01-29 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: she means don't treat her the way Trix does by correcting her

2013-01-30 [Rarovan]: Believe me, if I wanted to correct her, I'd have had far more to say, and in a much more condescending and degrading manner.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling her what the word for "fur standing on their ends" is bristled.

2013-01-30 [Nekko Fox]: Sakamoto is correct, you know.

2013-01-30 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: yeah i know

2013-02-02 [Killopkie]: five dicks

2013-02-02 [foxyvixen17]: *curls up on pillow pile looking sad*

2013-02-02 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: whats wrong foxy?

2013-02-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: ummm.. chat o.O

2013-02-02 [foxyvixen17]: guess will.

2013-02-02 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Could it be family problems or me not being able to come online after monday

2013-02-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]:

2013-02-02 [Rarovan]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc_-icFHwQo some sick beats

2013-02-05 [Stephen]: That bird disturbs me slightly.

2013-02-05 [Master Of Puppets]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

2013-02-05 [foxyvixen17]: both links were seen many times by me

2013-02-12 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: this is for you Nekko

2013-02-12 [Nekko Fox]: I'll treasure it forever.

2013-02-16 [Never.More]: That looks rather painful for the fox. lol

2013-02-16 [foxyvixen17]: yes it hurt very badly

2013-02-16 [Never.More]: :(

2013-02-16 [Samerisam]: ...?

2013-02-16 [Nekko Fox]: Unless it's an arctic fox, then he's doing that to get at rodents under the snow.

2013-02-16 [Samerisam]: lol

2013-02-16 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: I got it from a friend on elftown and thought of Nekko so I posted it here

2013-02-17 [Nekko Fox]:

2013-02-17 [Nekko Fox]:

2013-02-17 [Samerisam]: ha! lol.

2013-02-17 [Never.More]: Ah! Explanation! lol

2013-02-17 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Yep lol

2013-02-19 [Stephen]: Silence. o3o

2013-02-19 [Nekko Fox]: ...is golden.

2013-02-19 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Unless your used to loud noises

2013-02-20 [foxyvixen17]: *raises her paw into the air* that would be me

2013-02-20 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: At least I'm not alone on that one

2013-02-22 [Claire]: Hello world! *waves*
I'm new and the welcome message from Stephen told me to come here, so I'm hereee!

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: She slinks in and onto her couch, smilimg at the pretty redhead, "Hello, darling, welcome."

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *Blinks oddly and turns his head to regard.. yet another blue-eyed female* hrmm... Should I sound creepy and say in a raspy dark voice "fresssshhh meeaaattt".. Or should I perhaps go straight for it and tell you to run away before you are clawed and molested by the male residents on this site.. though a nicer way to approach it would to SOUND excited to see you, then later in private messages persistently attempt to appraise your skills as a writer?

there's many ways I can do this you know.

2013-02-22 [Stephen]: *watches*

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *WATCHES RIGHT THE HECK BACK* YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WATCHES MEANS? MEANS THE TIME CLOCK AROUND YOUR WRIST IN PLURAL FORM

2013-02-22 [Claire]: Hello Ophidian! Thank you for the warm greeting. *Smiles softly and waves*

Nice to meet you as well, Sakamoto! I'll assume that is a friendly greeting, and it's always nice to reviece a warning from a concerned person, but I can take care of myself. It's nice to meet you, as well. *Smiles softly*

2013-02-22 [Stephen]: I'm amused. (:

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: She laughed, "Its not just the men you have to worry about." Grin devilishly before giggling, "If you swing that way of course, if not you will eventually" Shrugs gently.

2013-02-22 [Claire]: *She laughs softly in response, running her hand through her hair.* Oh, well to be honest I've never tried that, so I really don't know for sure. o3o

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *He smirked and settled next to the other blue-eye'd cutie, putting an arm around her as he waved the other one closer* It more then likely is just a friendly greeting, I'm just saying don't be repulsed by the first onslaught of males that'll no doubt flood your inbox. Hell I might even be one of them.. Except I'd like to believe I'll catch your attention a bit more... personally..

2013-02-22 [Claire]: *tilts her head and moves to sit closer to him* Yeeah, I've had a few new messages, but they haven't been adult in nature, and it's always nice to have friendly welcomes. Makes me feel like the community here is nice. :D

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *He put his opposing arm around her, quite happy to have TWO blue-eye'd cuties* hmm... give it time? Still perhaps it's just me.. Since I'm fairly adult in nature.. Ask Ophidian.. I came to this community to write stories with others.. plain, simple and true. Still.. if you find the right people it'll be interesting enough for you.

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: Settles against Sakamoto with a content sigh and smiles, "Oh well then, I suppose we shall have to see about that part then. Ne careful alot of the 'women' on here are really men as well."

2013-02-22 [Claire]: *She smiles kindly, welcoming the friendly attitude in the new location* Well, I'm here to meet everyone of all types, and interesting is always quite fun.

2013-02-22 [Claire]: *Frowns* How do you tell the difference between a man and a woman on here?

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *He nods as he stroked the back of Ophidian's neck* THAT IS VERY TRUE.. even if they have a picture, more then likely it's fake.. Though if someone tells you they are a man.. you can almost be 100% sure they are male..

2013-02-22 [Stephen]: I'm a male. :3
I have like 10 years of membership on ET/EP/Fake to prove it, and tons of photos!

2013-02-22 [Claire]: So.. you just hope for the best, in that case?

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *He opens a little notebook* You don't. You can only judge a person by the quality of their writing. to wit, if someone on average writes with proper grammer, with about 1-2 sentences for conversation, and actually, talks about a subject interesting, you can be somewhat certain that they are who they say they are.

Anyone who sends you one worded messages should respectfully not be replied back to. If they won't give you something interesting, you shouldn't feel obliged to give something back.

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: "Usually, by the lack of photos, they only talk to women, no men, or straight down to the way they hit on you." She closed her eyes as he stroked the back of her neck. "But most people are friendly."

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *He blinked, looking at Ophidian* But I talk to mostly girls, and I totally hit on you all the time... and I lack photos of myself! D: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? *He tickled through her hair*

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: She squirmed some, giggling, "I'm just pointimg out the more obvious clues!" Wiggles more, leaning over to the other redhead, "Although, man or woman, Sakamoto is quite excellent in every way."

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *He laughed, nuzzling as he kissed her cheek* I'm an alright writer.. but that's about it. Ignore anything else I tell you. It's stroking my own ego.. I'm a little frayed on the edges for the past two semesters.

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: She smiled, settling back against him, "Still, quite excellent. Ive formed my own opinion and that is it, whether it strokes your ego or not." Smiles up at him.

2013-02-22 [Claire]: *She smiles softly, taking mental notes and nodding* Well, you two are cute, and thank you for the pointers. I'll keep those in mind!

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: "Just playfull and friendly folk." She leaned over Sakamotos lap to better talk with the other woman, "So what brought your pretty little face to a place like this?"

2013-02-22 [Claire]: *She smiles softly* Well, to be honest I actually know another member here offline, so he kind of.. recruited me, I suppose? *she shrugs, shaking her head* Otherwise.. I was mostly bored.

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *He smirked, yanking Ophidian onto his lap, his hands around her waist as he rested his chin atop her head* I love certain parts of my ego stroked after all... *He nodded* Boredom is the main reason I would say I"m here.. but I actually specifically come on to take an escape from the real world. I'm usually super busy, so I try to make use of my time here so I'm distracted from my current issues

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: She squeaked as she was moved. "Oooh who do you know? Do I know them on here? I must agree with Sakamoto though, I dont have much of a life besides my work right now."

2013-02-22 [Claire]: I have no idea if you know him, hehe. *she smiles and shrugs* I know he's some kind of staff, or something. Not really sure.. sorry. D:

2013-02-22 [Rarovan]: *He blinked, running his fingers up and down Ophi's thighs as he regarded Claire* I've never talked to most of the staff, but I know of their existences. but don't sweat it.

2013-02-22 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Hi everyone

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: "Hmmmmm I know part of them, have spoken to a good part of them. This makes me very curious." She shivered gently and shrugged, "Oh well. Hello William."

2013-02-22 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Hi ophi how is everything

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: Everything is ok, for what it is.

2013-02-22 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: That's about the same for me even though I had a birthday last Wednesday

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: I saw, happy belated birthday.

2013-02-22 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Thank you ophi

2013-02-22 [Stephen]: I'm the one who knows [Claire] offline. (:

2013-02-22 [Claire]: Yeeeah, Stephen. :D

2013-02-22 [Samerisam]: hmmm...lots of chatter since i been gone.

2013-02-22 [Nekko Fox]:


Chatter?!

2013-02-22 [Deleted user]: "Cuuuute!"Flops down on her couch, stretching gently.

2013-02-22 [Nekko Fox]:

2013-02-22 [Stephen]: I'm not even close to being into furries, but that is cute.

2013-02-22 [Nekko Fox]: Don't worry Stephen, it's insidious. You won't even realize your pawing off to furries until you've been doing it for three months.

2013-02-22 [scottish pride]: what happened to the old poll?

2013-02-22 [Nekko Fox]: It was raped by a Cornish Hen and it's away for therapy.

2013-02-22 [scottish pride]: a cornish hen....nice....i would of thought a butterfly...

2013-02-22 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: It was replaced because someone blew it up

2013-02-23 [Deleted user]: Walks back in, laying on the couch, and rubbing her slightly swollen belly, "It blew up after being raped by a Cornish Hen?"

2013-02-23 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: It could have. All I seen was bits of rubble and burning feathers

2013-02-23 [scottish pride]: omg poor hen...:O

2013-02-23 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: *looks at Nekko* please tell me that you didn't put explosives in the hen

2013-02-23 [Nekko Fox]: Hey, I'm just a guy who video tape the whole thing....

2013-02-23 [foxyvixen17]: *ish in her emo hole*

2013-02-23 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Huh so that means you know who done it then

2013-02-23 [Nekko Fox]: Of course. I did it.

2013-02-23 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Why would you do something like that without asking if I wanted to help

2013-02-23 [Nekko Fox]: Because it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

2013-02-23 [Stephen]: I find it unsettling there are five people who are all me. D:

2013-02-23 [Nekko Fox]: You know, cloning is amoral, what with it going against the One True God's plan. ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND HIS ACOLYTE RAPTOR JESUS!

2013-02-23 [Master Of Puppets]: I was always more of a super mecha death christ v 2.0 beta fan

2013-02-25 [Samerisam]: ...

2013-02-25 [Deleted user]: If I have to eat any more birthday cake im going to die...

2013-02-25 [Rarovan]: I would... maybe try and eat less cake?

2013-02-25 [Deleted user]: Haha for sure.

2013-02-25 [Rarovan]: or you could work off all that cake with some exercise ;3

2013-02-26 [Deleted user]: Meh lol

2013-02-26 [Nekko Fox]: She can't cuz of the twins! (They're gonna be world dictators, you know).

2013-02-26 [Nekko Fox]: She can't cuz of the twins! (They're gonna be world dictators, you know)

2013-02-26 [scottish pride]: send some cake up here....

2013-02-26 [Rarovan]: *Grins* oh there's lots of exercises that won't take too much time.

2013-02-27 [Deleted user]: "Well considering SEX is what got me in my own mess to begin with, Ive temporarily lost a taste for it." She says with a laugh.

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: *laughs* who said sex? I was taking about gentle yoga poses. good for pregnancy

2013-02-27 [Nekko Fox]: Anal. Best answer for everything. True story. Trust me, I'm dressed like a doctor.

2013-02-27 [Deleted user]: She smirks, "Mmhmm, sure you were." Shrugs and holds her hot cider in her hands.

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: It generates flow throughout the body, while also allowing for a deep relaxing stress.. the results is less blockage, and further purity being put into the growing child

Also I've already plugged her bootay, so I was coming up with something clever.

2013-02-27 [Deleted user]: Laughs, "That you have, and yes yoga would be good. Though I wont say Ill be doing it for sure. The morning sickness needs to wear off first."

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: *Smirks* ontop of being an EE, I've also taken alot of pre-med courses. Though what I don't know, I can easily piece together by looking things up online.

Right.. that much I do know.. just given off my sister's morning sickness

2013-02-27 [Violen Trapist]: You know what's good for morning sickness? Furious anal.

2013-02-27 [Deleted user]: "I doubt that, Rose." Smiling,she sets her empty cup aside and stretches out on the sofa.

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: "Nothing to stop us from trying though... Still... I think there are better solutions to it" settles on the arm rest, putting his fingers against her temples and slowly rocking them in circles*

2013-02-27 [Nekko Fox]: Needs more dicks.

2013-02-27 [Deleted user]: "I guess I dont see the attraction in the possibility of vomitting." She smiled, her eyes slowly closing.

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: More to life then dicks Nekko. Though there IS life in dicks. I won't have you using that argument. Though I guess my fear of anal stems from knowing there are... accidents.. *He raked his fingers through her hair*

2013-02-27 [Nekko Fox]: Of course, but people do WORSE things for LESS, and as the saying goes, "There is nothing to fear, but fear itself. And spiders. And death. And zombie nazis. &c"

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: Ah but we aren't talking about multiple people.. we are talking about a single person :3

2013-02-27 [Nekko Fox]: I know, what's wrong with you? Afraid of conformity?! MOO!

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: *He dried his hair, otherwise being quite naked, with the only non-human parts of him being his ears and fluffy coarse wolf tail* I have no doubt you are the least conformist.. but no I'm not afraid of it. In fact it's being in a world that's based on it, that allows me to take the greater advantage of it.. because I already know how some situations play out, I can use it to benefit myself

2013-02-27 [Deleted user]: She sits back down, pocketing her cellphone, yawning gently as she curls up on the sofa. Her eyes lingering on Sakamoto for a moment before her gaze adverted. Without thought she caressed her belly, remaining silent in thought.

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: *He had a thin towel shouldered over his neck, hanging down as he strode over to her, settling next to her before running a hand over her shoulder* something wrong?

2013-02-27 [Deleted user]: She looked up to him and smiled, "Oh nothing serious, mainly just my horomones flaring I think." She leaned against him some, letting out a long content sigh.

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: *He blinked and regarded her curiously, putting an arm around her as he tugged her close* oh? that can be taken in a number of ways.

2013-02-27 [Nekko Fox]: *the kit bounded about, minuscule and nude as well*

WHEEEE!

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: Gods know why you chose to be so DAMN SMALL.. *He suddenly felt far to tall compared to either person

2013-02-27 [Nekko Fox]: *the kit laughs and dives under the couch, popping up on the other side with a cheeky grin*

It makes me easier to carry!

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: I suppose... It's a good way to go.. But what happens when it's GO TIME?! GOOO TTIMMEEEEE *He smirked*

2013-02-27 [foxyvixen17]: *she peeks out of her blanket pile* why is it when i decide to have clothes on everyone gets naked?

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: *He shrugged* good advice? seems you took some bad ones.. it's okay though.. you can be naked whenever you desire.

2013-02-27 [foxyvixen17]: i didnt take advise i blacked out from being light headed for 6 hours......... *crawls out of the blankets*

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: hmm.. yea I'm feeling a bit of a headache.. I took my contacts out and my head is pulsing just a bit..

2013-02-27 [foxyvixen17]: i was on my feet from 3 to 9 pm alot of running involved with orders coming in every 10 seconds

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: mhmm.. sounds like a normal average everday workload.

2013-02-27 [foxyvixen17]: yea hopefully we get more buisness at my job when camping season starts

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: sounds like good times!

2013-02-27 [Nekko Fox]: *peeks out from under the cushions*

To answer you question, it's a lot harder to catch small things.

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: you didn't answer my QUESTION NEKKO. AT ALL.. YOU KNOW WHAT GO TIME IS

2013-02-27 [Samerisam]: *sighs* really guys?

2013-02-27 [Nekko Fox]: Exactly! You can't go if you can't catch me!

2013-02-27 [Rarovan]: THAT MAKES SENSE BUT IT DIDN'T ANSWER IT D:

2013-02-27 [Samerisam]: *chuckles and serves himself some sake* any takers?

2013-02-27 [CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]: does hotdogs count lol

2013-03-03 [Yokita the Slave]: Hello? :3

2013-03-03 [Nekko Fox]: Hello!

2013-03-03 [Rarovan]: *Tilts head* hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2013-03-03 [Yokita the Slave]: sooooo sup?

2013-03-03 [Rarovan]: I don't know, what is up? YOU CAN'T JUST SAY WHAT'S UP AND NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO BE UP ABOUT

2013-03-03 [Yokita the Slave]: O.o i guess?

2013-03-03 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Hello

2013-03-03 [foxyvixen17]: rawrs

2013-03-04 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Lol it's good to see you to foxy

2013-03-04 [Rarovan]: I guess is right. SPEAK UP GIRL. YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH.. YOU'VE GOT THE POWAAAAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

YEA.

2013-03-04 [foxyvixen17]: are you high Sakamoto?

2013-03-04 [Rarovan]: Considering I neither smoke nor drink in any reasonable quanities, I'm going to pointedly take offense to that remark.

2013-03-04 [foxyvixen17]: oye vye

2013-03-04 [Samerisam]: i get high on life.

2013-03-04 [Deleted user]: "Wow, see what happens when I leave for an extended amount of time?" She says with a laugh while sitting down.

2013-03-04 [Rarovan]: *Blinks* what happens?

2013-03-04 [Nekko Fox]: You get raped.

BUBBA!

*Bubba lumbers in from the back, a mountain of muscle and stupid, grinning blearily at Sakamoto*

2013-03-04 [Rarovan]: *Sakamoto, at his best, even with any amount of wolf inside him, only came up to about 6 ft on a good day. He wasn't scrawny, but nothing he could conjure would match up to the strength of whatever this is. He crossed his arms as he stared at this "bubba"* Well aren't you a big one...

2013-03-04 [Deleted user]: She nestled herself down with a blanket on her sofa and hummed to herself lightly.

2013-03-05 [Nekko Fox]: *Bubba pets Sakamoto*

PUPPY.

2013-03-05 [Rarovan]: *Blinks, then watches him walk away* hmmm

2013-03-05 [Nekko Fox]: Thank you Bubba.

also watch out for the rape demon.

*the Rape Demon™ pounces on Sakamoto from behind, laughing shrilly*

*goes back to reading his paper*

2013-03-05 [CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]: *watches taking notes*

2013-03-05 [foxyvixen17]: *ish glad she is in her emo hole*

2013-03-05 [Rarovan]: *Tucks in as he was pounced on, then rolled backwards, no doubt the demon thought to "mount" therefore his legs would assuredly be split far enough that he could "tuck and roll" As he appeared on his feet. He delivered a swift kick to the rapey demon, sending it flying through the recently fixed hole in the ceiling*

hmmmm...

2013-03-05 [foxyvixen17]: *is amzed that the demon landed in timbukto on a church*

2013-03-05 [Nekko Fox]: *turns the pages to his paper, Poor Management Quarterly, or Monthly, Or Whatever™©®※Patent Pending*

Yeah, rape goes in the back.

*Looks up from his paper*

Wait, where did the Rape Demon go?

2013-03-05 [Nekko Fox]: *rolls his eyes*

damn it Sakamoto, now that you've kicked our Rape demon out of here, where are we going to get our rapeseed (or Canola) oil? He harvests all of our rapeseed, in order to benefit the diner! He's very helpful despite his often misinterpreted name!

2013-03-05 [foxyvixen17]: *crawls out of her hole and streches* well Nekko dear did you exspect Sakamoto to just let the rape demon jump him with out a reaction?

2013-03-05 [Nekko Fox]: IT'S LEAPFROG DAY! I thought Sakamoto would have gotten the memo! He really does need to check his emails more often.

2013-03-05 [foxyvixen17]: Ah i see well thats a rather interesting holiday *she pulls a bottle of water from her bag* all i know is that today will suck more then a bj addicted hooker

2013-03-05 [Rarovan]: *He blinked and went "hmm" for the third time.. at this point he had to say something* Well I was fine with the huge brute calling me a puppy... I was fine that the rape demon was there.. but I wasn't about to allow any sort of memo for it, and I checked my email this morning, so I'm going to assume that you don't have my email, or the correct one.

2013-03-05 [Nekko Fox]: Shouldn't matter, really.

*Indicates the fifteen foot tall, blinking neon sign surrounded by flashing Christmas lights advertising 'Leap Frog Day At Bob's Diner: Help Donate to the Rape Demon's to Help Pay For His Cancer Treatment, All While Having Fun!"

2013-03-05 [Rarovan]: *He turned back and looked.. blinking repeatedly as he shrugged* Meh, He should know better then.

2013-03-05 [Nekko Fox]: Than to what? Try and find some joy before he has to go into to chemo? Sakamoto, shame on you!

2013-03-05 [foxyvixen17]: *she shakes her head while sitting in a beanbag chair knowing that arguing with Nekko was a losing battle better left unfought*

2013-03-05 [Rarovan]: *He blinked, sliding off his button down and his dress pants, having just come back from a meeting* That's his problem, I've never met the rape demon before, my actions given my ignorance were wrought of instinct. I regret nothing, and no doubt my swift justice cured his illness.

2013-03-05 [Nekko Fox]: *Nekko's phone buzzes. He checks it, then nods*

Hm, according to the text, the Gentle Rape Demon, as he is commonly called, has gone from nearing remission to the cancer metastasizing and growing at an alarming rate. The doctors believe it was from a highly energetic kick that caused the burst of cancerous cells. They are holding you accountable and the Rape Demon's immediate family has filed a suit against you for damages, and apparently soon you will be issued a subpoena to appear before the court. Also, we're out of mustard and table three needs napkins.

*promptly goes back to reading his newspaper, The Excellent Manager Sub-Quarter Annually*

2013-03-05 [Rarovan]: *He blinks*

According to the text, Gentle was not a word described as part of the adjective, his cancer is no concern of mine, I hold no accountability, and continuing to add further words phrases or depictions of what wasn't there before, there is enough implications that you have bullshitted this entire thing, and continuation of this will result the destruction of a great many things you might consider important.. one might say, even VITAL, to the status of your well being.

and why the fuck would I care about being out of mustard and table three needing napkins. I don't work here.

2013-03-06 [Rarovan]: *points to the sign* It also doesn't say "gentle rape demon" Wouldn't it be common to add such a word on a neon sign. And don't you dare say "not enough in the budget, everyone should know he was the gentle rape demon" as he wasn't even introduced as a character until not abut less then 24 hours ago. So None of this was a pre-existing condition.

So a Rape demon, in this amount of time, was given cancer, a "gentle" added to the adjective, and furthermore, assuming a family would even approve of a rape demon, can file no such charges on the account they don't exist.

though no doubt you'll magically ADD them in too, in some form of canon

Keep in mind, Jared, the more you add to this story, the less of a claim you have.

2013-03-06 [foxyvixen17]: *she watches them interact calmly amused by this all*

2013-03-06 [Nekko Fox]: *Points accusingly from behind his paper*

You need to convince the court that you didn't premeditate your willful act of violence against a creature whose name is associated with the common rapeseed plant, which has been called such for centuries, so the misinterpretation of his intentions lies on you. But you don't need to convince me, the court is the one that need convincing.

Also, you do work here. Otherwise you wouldn't be scheduled eighty-three open-to-close shifts in a row.

*goes back to reading because none of this is his concern anyway, he always thought the Rape Demon was kind of a jerk, and he isn't the manager anyway*

2013-03-06 [Rarovan]: *He stares, continuously un-amused*

I don't work here. There's no log entry of me every applying for a job here. Anything otherwise has been falsified or otherwise fabricated.

And the court said there was no case, and they were sorry for wasting my time.

*Goes back to writing lab reports*

2013-03-06 [Nekko Fox]: *Points at a scribbled note on the board with his thumb, written in crayon that says

"I, Sakamoto the Contractor, am applying for all jobs available at Bob's Diner. If I say I didn't I'm lying"

and then turns the page on the paper*

The note was hear first, so we trust it. As to the court case, that's a pity, it would have given you an excuse to have time off from your job here at the Diner.

*The lab reports are now a mop. The rest of Sakamoto's table is now diamonds*